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  • Track Name

    Fireproof

  • Album

    Four

  • Artist

    One Direction

keepcalmandreadfic:

Fireproof Musical Analysis: By A Professional Musician who plays music and is a musician and knows their shit.

intro:

whoa One Direction swallowed John Mayer’s guitar

Enter Fleetwood Mac ‘Dreams’ Drum sample:

Verse 1: Harry

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who am I Hedwig what am I

Harry swallowed a whole pot of honey and you can hear it in his voice. I’m a musician, I know these things.

Verse 2: Niall

BVs: Back up vocals are not actually the band members I took them to a lab and did the test the back up harmonies are actually angels.

Chorus 1: Liam

Chorus led by Liam, who single handedly makes falsetto sexy again. 

Verse 3: LOUIS

True music fact: When Louis recorded this verse in the studio there were no survivors.

Guitar Solo:

*it’s as though the NANANAS never happened*

Chorus 2: Zayn

It doesn’t matter what I write here no one made it this far One Direction murdered them. For free.

Quiet Chorus:

OT5 part harmonies of destructionimage

Outro Chorus:

the bit everyone will sing along at the concerts and they’ll repeat over and over and everyone will raise their proverbial lighters and even the dads in the audience will admit this song is the best thing since ‘Dreams’ by Fleetwood Mac.

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This has been a complete and 100% accurate analysis of One Direction’s latest single. May Louis have mercy on our souls.

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

louis is so much smaller than harry but hes older and it messes with my mind ya know

lourryshots:

I KNOW HE’S MUCH SMALLER THAN HIM AND HE’S ALWAYS SO PROTECTIVE OVER HARRY IT’S INCREDIBLE

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pLS

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'louis told us to fuck off hahaha' ahAHAHAHAHAHA

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GO AWA Y

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AT MY BOY

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LOOK HOW HE’S TRYING TO PUSH LIAM OFF OF HIM

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don’t even try to insult harry’s hair

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don’t try to insult harry

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louis will come after you

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